bio

I think and love a lot. I pay attention to the details and find myself feeling affected when the label of the bottle doesn’t face directly out. I believe that those who irritate you are your gurus. I’m also the worlds most unlikely shy person. I spend a lot of time walking a fine line between Pioneer and Guinea Pig… I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome (PCOS) and endometriosis. A life of specialists grew me up quick smart. I’m writing a book about the human condition and I’m interested in knowing you but don’t be alarmed if my honesty sets you running. I try and only keep the company of equals and feel sexiest by the sea or in the kitchen. whammy. People often takes my fancy as my number one past time. I also make music (www.myspace.com/alexandracoffeymusic) and dabble in the fine arts of academia. By undergad took place abstractly and by distance in the Land of the Rising Sun. My BA in Journalism then grew into my MA in writing through RMIT. A university and a city (Melbourne) I enjoyed living in as much as one can when they’re first love was/is Tokyo. Relocating to beaches of my native Newcastle in July 2007, I have spent the best part of a year here undergoing Zolodex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoladex) treatment for endometriosis. I write a blog about this (www.facebook.com/notes.php?id=654561604&ref=pb ). My Masters is in a memoir of my time in Tokyo, my supporting document is an analysis of the Death of the Author and the Novel and a few other things… Yep.

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